How mentally ill (challenged) am I? ahhaa.

[+] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (I'm so fucking clumsy)
[+] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (It was so clean)
[+] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (It started rolling and I would have been propelled off of a snowy cliff if I hadn't)
[+] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Not too loud >> << )
[+] You have run into a tree/bush. (heehee)
[+] You have been called a blond. (I'm not I swear... I spent 18 years being smart, I can be dumb if I want)

TOTAL: 6


[+] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I've seen people do it)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Pshh I know I can't)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[+] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I, more or less, sprain my ankle that way)
[+] You have choked on your own spit. (All the time, sadly)

TOTAL: 3


[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (I just don't care for it)
[] You type with three fingers or less
[+] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Oops...)
[+] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Yep. I've also tried to drink threw a spoon cause it was dark and thought it was a straw... thus the nickname Spoonstraw came to be)
[+] You have caught yourself drooling. (I'm not a perv )

TOTAL: 3


[+] You have fallen asleep in class. (Once. It was Biology, come on)
[+] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I stare out into space ALL the time)
[+] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (People like to interrupt and sometimes I just end up going WAY off topic)
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[+] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (Sorry Ben )

TOTAL: 4


[+] You use your fingers to do simple math. (At least I don't use a calculator )
[+] You have eaten a bug accidentally (Probably while I sleep... everyone does)
[+] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Spending the nest half hour snuggling with my boo before he goes to work)
[+] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Yes)
[+] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. ( )

TOTAL: 5


[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused. (sometimes)
[+] You have fallen out of your chair before. (A few times, got a problem with it )
[+] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (can't help it)
[+] The word "um" is used frequently. (Um... um... um... yes)
[+] You don't know what "um" means. (ROFLMAO... I looked it up)
[+] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (I think I'm going deaf)
[+] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Just to check myself)

TOTAL: 6





NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

I am 108% mentally ill. Explains a lot.

Oh, and by the way, my 20th birthday is this Thursday, May 28th.

And I got tagged by My bestie.

Rules: You need google.com; tag 3 people; answer all truthfully.


1. Put "[Your first name] needs" in google.com
"Christy needs an intervention." - ROFL. I do. I need to stop drinking... but I won't.

2. Put "[Your first name] looks like" in google.com
"Christy looks like Catwoman in her black leather combination." - Sexy. Rawr~ Purrrrrrrrrrrr.

3. Put "[Your first name] says" in google.com
"Christy says she got carried away." - O_o What did I do this time?

4. Put "[Your first name] wants" in google.com
"Christy wants to please you." - Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh!

5. Put "[Your first name] does" in google.com
"Christy does awesome work." - Thanks.

6. Put "[Your first name] hates" in google.com
"Christy hates Cute Is What We Aim For." - I do. They suck. Sorry.

7. Put "[Your first name] becomes" in google.com
"Christy becomes stranded in the mountains with the cove's doctor." - Oh shits. I'm lost.

8. Put "[Your first name] likes" in google.com
"Christy likes to call them 'Hangover Makers.'" - I'm going to start using that. Hahaha.

9. Put "[Your first name] eats" in google.com
"Christy eats beans from a can." - Hey... are you calling me homeless?

10. Put "[Your first name] wears" in google.com
"Christy wears the pants in this relationship." - That's right. My man knows to cook my dinner.

And I tag...
Ehh... I'll tag people later. Don't feel like it right now.